Work At Home, Parma, OH
Do you think it is sacrilegious to accept an envelope stuffing job in Parma, Ohio? Of course you don’t! Why is it becoming more popular with each new day, for individuals to work at home in ostensibly stupid occupations? A creepy looking lady called Hazel Conklin has taken up the challenge to make home based businesses seem more conservative. She devotes a lot of time and effort into building a wall of deceit and insinuation to conceal the carnage caused by this variety of employment.“I’ve enjoyed stuffing envelopes for more years than I can remember,” Hazel laughed, “I think everyone should be ashamed of themselves for working at home in their own business. There is something immoral about being your own boss and earning your own wealth. I know I live in a free country, but this is ridiculous. Is Parma still part of the United States? It would be great if envelope stuffers could walk along the sidewalks of this city without being shat on and put down.”
Hazel doesn’t have a very convincing argument and never shows both sides of the story with any real conviction. If everybody in Parma, Ohio decided, out of the blue, to work at home, production would fade into black. If the entire populace abruptly decided that it would be fun to begin stuffing envelopes for a living, the city’s financial system would be tattered and torn within the first day. Nobody would be capable of telling employers and employees apart, and what good would that do us? Nobody cares!